Friday, October 9, 2009

BREAKING: KaptainMyke Brand Pulls Products From Cafepress Marketplace!

We waited long enough

It was only a matter of time. As the incoming commissions sank lower and lower to the pit of my stomach these 4 months, so did my loyalty factor to Cafepress.com.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, this person gives clarification regarding Cafepress.com's recent company restructure. Further reading will have you learn even more at this link entitled, "Cafepress Virtually Lays Off Thousands of Shopkeepers by Wolfstad.com.



Ok but I'm a consumer, not a storeowner.

What does this mean to you, the customer? Nothing. Except that you'll be paying lower prices for the same exact merchandise. That, and I feel that KaptainMyke, the owner and designer of the screenprints, deserves the same markup and cost that we've maintained for almost 5 years, and not accept a 30%, sometimes even 40% loss of incoming hardearned commissions.

Furthermore, we at KaptainMyke feel that it's "not fair" that affiliate driven websites that sell our products make more money than we do being that they make 15% and we make 10%. God Bless America and it's Capitalism!



"You mess with the bull, you get the horns. "

So in retaliation we have finally decided to sell all Cafepress related merchandise from our own websites, and not allow them to be marketed or pushed via the Cafepress Marketplace. The main difference is lower prices to the consumer, and retained earnings to the KaptainMyke Brand. We don't need Cafepress working to advertise our products for us anymore if it means we compete against ourselves. We just need Cafepress to continue distributing and filling orders, and nothing more.



"Oh yeah? Well take that!"

In essence, we have decided to cut you off, Cafepress - not the other way around. Remember who's the boss, Cafepress. Remember who's the boss....

As of the date of this post, it will take 2-3 months for search engines and the existing KaptainMyke Cafepress Marketplace links to organically disappear.






One more example...

Besides, would you pay $22 for a white graphic logo t-shirt in the Cafepress Marketplace, or the same exact product for $19.95 at KaptainMyke Brand directly? Yeah, we thought so. Also, value priced white shirts are just $10 at KaptainMyke Brand. You can't even buy a value priced white t-shirt at Cafepress. They discontinued them through their marketplace sometime a year or two ago...we kept them in inventory ever since.



We are in a Great Depression.

Their answer to recession? Most likely. I don't know much, but I do know the US Government is full of crap and so is Cafepress's executive department.

I also know my reports don't add up, sales income from Cafepress is down, and my Google Adwords Campaigns suddenly were costing 3 times as much to keep up. Either way, someone is making serious profits at Cafepress.



KaptainMyke Brand Expanding

Eventually, when enough ticked off Cafepress storeowners walk away and move all of their art and merchandise to:
Combotique
MySoti
NinjaZoo
Printfection
RedBubble
ShirtMagic
Skreened
SonicShack
SpreadShirt
ThatTShirtSite
Wordans
and our favorite,
Zazzle

...then Cafepress will end up firing a bunch of staff, removing product lines and skyrocketing prices. Oh well! We have to do what we have to do to keep saving customers money and having us keep our jobs, too!

KaptainMyke Brand prefers American Made apparel printed on Skreened and Zazzle products.


Because waiting stinks.
















Any questions can be emailed to me directly or talk to us via Social sites, too.

-KaptainMyke

Thursday, September 3, 2009

YOUR LOCAL NEIGHBORHOOD COAL PLANT IS KILLING YOU

Built in 1958, the WA Parish Electric Generating Station is located in Thompson, TX off US Highway 762.

Originally this plant produced 185 MegaWatts of electricity by conventional means of gas (fossil fuels). In 1977 it was converted to coal, producing 690 MegaWatts of electricity.

This document is to inform you of my findings by using simple online searching I conducted as a basis of why I developed neurological problems slowly over time, progressively getting worse now at 29. I have lived here since I was 3 years old.

View this document here:
http://www.broke-off.com/coalplant/waparish.htm


Thank you

Friday, July 31, 2009

Updated KaptainMyke Blog

New updates to KaptainMyke's Blog:

http://kaptainmyke.blogspot.com/

Thank you!

Friday, July 17, 2009

So now my Adwords clicks are "Marketplace Sales"

Say it isn't so!

I find it very fraudulent that 3 sales that can be tracked back via Google Analytics and my Google Adwords campaigns....and all of them were marketplace sales via Cafepress today.

I noticed one in particular, a dead giveaway...my "Flash Gordon Red Ringer Tee" Adwords campaign specifically tracked 1 click that and I got an "you have a sale" email and of course....a ringer tee, and a toddler t-shirt of "Flash Gordon"...both $2 ala "marketplace sale".

ANY Adwords click is and should always BE "shop sale". Period, end of story.

This is bullshit.

Anyone else care to comment on this?

Thanks.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Attention: To those SK still in Cafepress Marketplace!

I am still here with you. I feel I'm one of the few now. For those of you who are lost and have no idea what I'm talking about: Cafepress.com recently went from allowing all shop keepers setting their own markups to now a measlily 10% markup on products. This outraged the entire work at home force who are artists and create their own designs and sell them at print on demand service sites such as Cafepress. We lost our bonus tier structures, cookie overrides on sales, and trust in our "boss".



Let's talk about two key things I want to mention here.



Reshape Your Links
First of all, you should always tell your customers to go to http://www.cafepress.com/KaptainMyke and never http://shop.cafepress.com/sk/KaptainMyke anymore. Replace "KaptainMyke" with "your shopname", e.g. Cafepress makes more money than you do if you point your visitors to the marketplace at this point. Save the customer money and have them support you instead! Just tryin to help! You can still have a $5 markup on the following products and you still undercut Cafepress: light t-shirt, jr ringer shirt, ringer tee, white t-shirt, yellow t-shirt, green t-shirt, organic fitteds, baseball jerseys. The other products I'd recommend a $1-2 markup on so you undercut CP.

Screw those greedy bastards and stop pointing customers to the MP, damnit!!!!

Adwords
Secondly, forget Adwords! You think you can compete with Cafepress's $1, 2, sometimes $3 PER CLICK MAX BIDS on some products? Nevermind my $0.49, sometimes I'll splurge on a good one at $0.56 per click myself. That still costs me over $500-$600 per month on my little campigns for me. I wonder where they got the extra money to pay for these advertising campaigns now? Hmmm. Oh well, I'm stupid and I could never figure out stuff like that, right? Arg!

Recesssion 2009
Yeah, only people with jobs are buying your products, ladies and gents.

Meanwhile,
I'm staying in the marketplace only so I can use Cafepress for their own monopolizing tactics at customer exposure. I have since renamed my shop at Cafepress to "Shop KaptainMyke.com for CHEAPER PRICES! ! !" and that has seemed to send more "shop sales" my way than "marketplace sales".

Just always be one step ahead, people!

My KaptainMyke Brand Skreened Gallery of t-shirts has sales daily now.

By the way, "SHOP http://www.kaptainmyke.com/ FOR CHEAPER PRICES ! ! ! "

bye

-KaptainMyke

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Everything I said before in this blog...

nevermind.

Since Cafepress changed:
their marketplace algorithms,
10% mandatory markup override of a marketplace sale,
cookie overrides,
and bonus tiers...

Nevermind. I'm looking at my options now...see keywords.

My feedback to Cafepress Marketplace Changes...

This is a quoted post I made on the Cafepress.com message forum inside their site. I copied this in case their moderators or admin deleted it or edited it.

As a top seller, I want others to hear my story. I look at my gross sales, so I know Cafepress must hear my voice. If not, well, I'm ashamed to be sitting in front of this ocmputer from 6am to 5pm M-F week after week like it were a regular job to anyone else....

Anyway, here goes:

I am 29 years old. I was diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis, or MS for short in 2005. I had to quit my very high paid salary job as a network administrator becase of mental trauma and stress.My son was born and we had to move. I couldn't really work, so I NEEDED to find a job working from home. I know there is others out there like me, too. I can't get away from someone who doesn't have a health problem my age nowadays...

I found Cafepress and... yada yada, now I have a headache.

You, Cafepress - have been giving me a SALARY as my own CEO of my OWN company since 2005! Thanks! At $5-7 a shirt...this was a regular job now for my family and myself. I felt blessed!But now, with my MS getting worse and medical bills going up... now apparently I'm losing my job, too? - like 10% of our Nation? I can't already compete against myself as I already do against other shops. You just gave me and the 40 million other shops a 10 or 20% paycut to all of us. I pay for my Adwords campaigns, facebook, etc.. all that now costs me triple! Nevermind our bonus tier structures suddenly dropped for all of us, too. KaptainMyke is very sad.

Thats my feedback.